Some Messages

@Home - You’re my happy place.

@Mom & Dad - You’re my first love :D Stop being extra protective!!

@Jiju - You’re the best thing to have happened to me.

@Sis - I like you now :P

@My neighbours & some relatives - Get a life – your own, not mine.

@My girlfriends – Stop being busy! Stop asking for permission!

@My male friends - I like you as much as my girlfriends. I wish I was allowed night-outs like you do :(

@Some girls - Stop being insecure, stop prying, stop playing dirty!

@Some guys - It is not time ;)

@God - It IS time!

@Yoga - I miss you. I will do you soon.

@Sleep - I miss you. Get back.

@Vodafone - I do pay my bills on time, stop sending me reminders!

@Airtel - Speed up!!

@90 % of the Indian women who drive - Stop it!

@Rickshaw-walas & Cabbies - Stop the menace, you outcasts.

@Aunties in train - No! I won’t give you my seat! No! I'm not thin, I won't fit in!

@People who litter & spit at public places – I just slapped you in my mind.

@Eve-teasers - I know Karate, and I know where it hurts!!

@School kids - Stop using mobile phones. Stop swearing. Stop being street smart. Stop being so grownup.

@SRK - You’re Old. Give up. Please.

@Karan Johar - Come Out.

@Rakhi Sawant - Please Don’t.

@BigBoss - Shut Up!

@Viggo Mortensen - Marry me.

@Taylor Lautner - Marry me.

@Ashton Kutcher - Marry me.

@Everyone - Let me be.